The Most Interesting Man In The World

NEW OLD SCHOOL

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A BIG NEW TV AND BRAG TO MY FRIENDS... BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE I STILL LIVE IN MY UNCLES OLD ROOM AT GRANDMA'S The Most Interesting Man In The World

on shopping

I ALMOST NEVER BUY GOLF CLUBS, BUT WHEN I DO, I SHOP THE FLEA MARKET ON FGI! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Garlic Bread

I DON'T ALWAYS BAKE GARLIC BREAD, BUT WHEN I DO I FORGET ABOUT THAT SHIT AND IT'S BURNT TO A CRISP. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stealing a paycheck

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE MONEY... BUT WHEN I DO, ITS BECAUSE I STOLE IT FROM WORK. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Love Jason

I DON'T ALWAYS ASK A MAN FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO BE A BETTER HUSBAND BUT WHEN I DO, I ASK JASON The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mardi Gras: Puss in boots

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A COSTUME FOR MARDI GRAS, BUT WHEN I DO... I PREFER

The Mavericks

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY GUITAR, BUT WHEN I DO I PLAY

Always on Facebook

I'M NOT ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I AM... WHO AM I KIDDING? I'M ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bob's dinner

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT DINNER AT BOB'S HOUSE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN A BIG SNOWSTORM WITH HIS LARGE DOG AND MY EPI PEN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bob's dinner

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE DINNER AT BOB'S HOUSE BUT WHEN I DO, I BRING MY EPI PEN The Most Interesting Man In The World