The Most Interesting Man In The World

Matthews Sucks

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO DAVE MATTHEWS BECAUSE HE SUCKS, QUITE FRANKLY The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beard trend

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A BEARD BUT, WHEN I DO I WASN'T FOLLOWING SOME HIPSTER TREND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Calc 125

I DON'T ALWAYS FAIL THE CALC 125 MIDTERM... ...OH WAIT I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

I will run you over!

I DONT ALWAYS SLOW DOWN FOR J WALKERS BUT WHEN I DO ITS NOT AN INVITATION TO WALK SLOWER The Most Interesting Man In The World

Crappy Music

I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON FACEBOOK WHEN I'M DRUNK BUT WHEN I DO I LIKE CODY'S CRAPPY MUSIC. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Just sayin!

I DON'T ALWAYS LET CARS IN BUT WHEN I DO, I EXPECT YOU TO WAVE, UNGRATEFUL! The Most Interesting Man In The World

8AM THURSDAYS!

I'M NOT ALWAYS SALTY... ...BUT WHEN I AM, ITS ON THURSDAY MORNINGS. The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS WELCOME YOU TO THE JUNGLE ... BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE FUN AND GAMES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trivial Pur-sue-t!

I DON'T ALWAYS SUE A GUY FOR NO REASON  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE HE CALLED ME FLUFFY MCPOOPYPANTS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not funny

I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE MY SHIT EVERYWHERE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S IN THE SQUAD ROOM The Most Interesting Man In The World