The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES, BUT WHEN I DO, THEY'RE PROBABLY ABOUT SKI TEAM, AND THEY'RE DEFINITELY FUCKING HILARIOUS. PERIOD. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Paris Baguette

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BAGUETTES BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT PARIS BAGUETTES The Most Interesting Man In The World

why i wake up in the morning

I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP EARLY IN THE MORNING BUT WHEN I DO, IT IS TO TAKE A SHIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Trying to be more sensitive...

GIRLS LATELY ARE SAYING THAT I AM STARTING TO BE LESS SENSITIVE AS GETTING OLDER...  SO... IS IT 20 BUCKS ENOUGH FOR YOU ON YOUR BEDSIDE TABLE? The Most Interesting Man In The World

Taunt kills

I DON'T ALWAYS TAUNT AFTER EVERY KILL BUT WHEN I DO, I GET CALLED A 10 YEAR OLD FEGGET The Most Interesting Man In The World

I fuck up when i see shinies

I DON'T ALWAYS RUN INTO SHINIES BUT WHEN I DO, I FUCK UP The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most interesting Shiny

I DON'S ALWAYS RUN INTO SHINIES BUT WHEN I DO, I COMPLETELY FUCK UP The Most Interesting Man In The World

Kickboxing

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE MY FRUSTRATION OUT BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON A BAG The Most Interesting Man In The World

Actual thoughts of Poland

I DON'T ALWAYS SEND MY TROOPS TO PROTECT UKRAINE BUT WHEN I DO, I INVADE RUSSIA NEXT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Getting Sick

I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK... BUT WHEN I DO, I WATCH TERRIBLE TELEVISION. The Most Interesting Man In The World