The Most Interesting Man In The World

It was ME!

I DON'T ALWAYS FART IN THE ELEVATOR. BUT WHEN I DO, I SILENTLY GIGGLE TO MYSELF. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Spot the atheist joke...

I'M NOT ALWAYS A CANNIBAL, BUT WHEN I AM... I HAVE THE VEAL The Most Interesting Man In The World

miercoles de ceniza

TENGO MUCHO QUE NO VOY A LA IGLESIA... PERO CUANDO VOY ES EN MIERCOLES DE CENIZA The Most Interesting Man In The World

Rumble Cheater

I DONT ALWAYS WIN THE RED DEER RUMBLE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE I CHEAT AND TAKE THE OTHER TEAMS'S PENALTY SHOT! The Most Interesting Man In The World

This is life. Mid week's thirst

YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO PARTY THE WHOLE TIME, BUT WHEN YOU DO.... COULD BE AT ANYTIME AND ANY PLACE The Most Interesting Man In The World

always faster

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY OTHER PEOPLES CARS AND MAKE EM FASTER..... BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A MUSTANG...WITH AN LS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Aged REQ

I DON'T OFTEN DRINK ON THE WEEKDAYS BUT WHEN I DO ITS TO CELEBRATE LOW NUMBERS OF AGED REQS The Most Interesting Man In The World

WEBE BATSHITCRAYCRAY OVERDDC

I DON'T ALWAYS GO BAT SHIT CRAZY, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE DDC IS UPGRADING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Beer guy

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER... BUT WHEN I DO,IT'S WITH VIVIAN LAFLEUR  The Most Interesting Man In The World

DIE FOR SOFTBALL

I DON'T ALWAYS FIGHT DURING A SOFTBALL GAME... BUT WHEN I DO... I'M READY TO DIE ON THAT FIELD  The Most Interesting Man In The World