The Most Interesting Man In The World

free beer

I ALWAYS GIVE BEER TO MY EMPLOYEES BUT IT MUST BE WITHOUT A LIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

beer beer

I DON'T ALWAYS GO HEINEKEN REGATTA BUT WHEN I DO, I GO V.I.P The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go regatta

DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE HEINKEN REGATTA BUT WHEN I DO ,  I GO V.I.P The Most Interesting Man In The World

Myself

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO I SHOOT MYSELF IN THE LEG The Most Interesting Man In The World

Hate myself

I DON'T ALWAYS HATE MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO I SHOOT MYSELF IN THE LEG  The Most Interesting Man In The World

You don't want to go to war with the Shockers!

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO WAR BUT WHEN I DO, I PREFER NOT TO DO IT WITH THE SHOCKERS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Happy Birthday

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH PEOPLE HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT IN SHAKIRA BOYD'S CASE I HAVE TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION. STAY THIRSTY YOU BEAUTIFUL LADY. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mistaken like

IT'S NOT VERY OFTEN I LIKE SOMEONE'S POST BY ACCIDENT BUT WHEN I DO, I SHIT MYSELF  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Drink toouch

I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK TOO MUCH BUT WHEN I DO I BLAME IT ON JAIME The Most Interesting Man In The World

rock on

I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO SPINAL TAP BUT WHEN I DO, I TURN THAT SHIT UP TO 11 The Most Interesting Man In The World