The Most Interesting Man In The World

Worthless

I DON'T ALWAYS GET A FOIL CARD DROP, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FUCKING WORTHLESS The Most Interesting Man In The World

Because he's Mighty!

I DON'T ALWAYS FOLLOW ATHLETES,  BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S THE MIGHTY ONE NINETY The Most Interesting Man In The World

NOBLE CAUSE MAN

I ALWAYS TRY TO FOLLOW THE LETTER OF THE LAW... BUT WHEN I DON'T IT'S IN THE NAME OF NOBLE CAUSE CORRUPTION. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Fuck it

IT'S NOT EVERYDAY THAT THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS COMES INTO YOUR LIFE CARRYING YOUR FAVORITE SANDWICH TODAY WAS NO FUCKING EXCEPTION The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lazy chef

I DON'T ALWAYS RESTOCK MY SECTION BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do push-ups

I DON'T ALWAYS DO PUSH-UPS  BUT WHEN I DO MY GIRL IS SQUATTING ON MY BACK IN A THONG  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do push-ups

I DON'T ALWAYS DO PUSH-UPS  BUT WHEN A DO MY GIRL IS SQUATTING ON MY BACK IN A THONG  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do push-ups

I DON'T ALWAYS DO PUSH-UPS BUT WHEN I DO MY GIRL IS SQUATING ON MY BACK IN A THONG  The Most Interesting Man In The World

donnie darko

I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE NAPS BUT WHEN I DO,    FUCKING MAN BUNNIES The Most Interesting Man In The World

But when I beat them

I DON'T ALWAYS SEE MUSTANGS  BUT WHEN I DO I BEAT THEM The Most Interesting Man In The World