The Most Interesting Man In The World

That's what friends are fott

I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR A FROWN BUT WHEN I DO, YOU TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN The Most Interesting Man In The World

Naughty or nice

I DON'T ALWAYS SPANK MY KIDS BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S NEVER ABUSE! The Most Interesting Man In The World

Anais Events

I DON'T PLAN TO GET MARRIED ANY TIME SOON BUT WHEN I DO, I'LL CALL AMRIT The Most Interesting Man In The World

Frank the tank

FRANK DOESN'T ALWAYS FUCK GIRLS. BUT WHEN HE DOES... THEY HAVE NO CLUE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Busy Season

I DON'T ALWAYS WANT TO SHOOT MYSELF.... ...BUT WHEN I DO....IT'S BETWEEN JANUARY AND APRIL The Most Interesting Man In The World

Mike gratitude list

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A GRATITUDE LIST. BUT WHEN I DO.....IT'S LIABLE TO GET ME DRUNK  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Prince's Law

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A LAW THAT KILLS PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE THEY ARE EXILED AND NOT KILLED The Most Interesting Man In The World

Bad Threads

I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE BAD THREADS JUST KIDDING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Lubbock Quirks

I DON'T ALWAYS PLANT TREES IN LUBBOCK BUT WHEN I DO THEY BLOCK VISIBILITY AT INTERSECTIONS The Most Interesting Man In The World

For Gina

I DONT ALWAYS SCOOP HORSE  POOP  BUT WHEN I DO, ITS FROM GINAS HORSE MINNIE The Most Interesting Man In The World