The Most Interesting Man In The World

Don't be a shithead

DON'T BE A SHITHEAD DEAR CHILDREN:   SHOULD I DIE FROM HEAT STROKE IN HOT YOGA CLASS I AM BEING FORCED TO TAKE TOMORROW BY MY ALLEGED “FRIENDS” HERE IS A LIST OF TEN OF THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER.  LOVE MOM  1) DON’T BE A SH** HEAD.  DON’T BE A SH The Most Interesting Man In The World

Don't be a shithead

 DEAR CHILDREN:   SHOULD I DIE FROM HEAT STROKE IN HOT YOGA CLASS I AM BEING FORCED TO TAKE TOMORROW BY MY ALLEGED “FRIENDS” HERE IS A LIST OF TEN OF THE MOST IMPORTANT LIFE LESSONS I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER.  LOVE MOM  1) DON’T BE A SH** HEAD.  DON’T BE A SH The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I DON'T ALWAYS RIDE WITH FRIENDS  BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE SONS A BITCHES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Buy my crap.

I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN OUT MY CLOSET.... BUT WHEN I DO, I EXPECT YOU TO BUY WHATEVER I FIND. The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fine John Spartan

JOHN SPARTAN,  YOU ARE FINED FIVE CREDITS FOR REPEATED VIOLATIONS OF THE VERBAL MORALITY STATUTE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Moto Guzzi

I DON'T ALWAYS RIDE MOTORCYCLES BUT WHEN I DO I RIDE A GUZZI The Most Interesting Man In The World

Work probs

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT SALAD BUT WHEN I DO, I MAKE SURE IT'S FREE AND I EAT IT ALL BEFORE ANYONE ELSE The Most Interesting Man In The World

Social Media Smarts

I DON'T ALWAYS ANALYZE SHIT BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T The Most Interesting Man In The World

BRANDON SHREVES

I DON'T ALWAY CALL BRANDON SHREVES BUT WHEN I DO HE GETS ME THE BEST DEAL ON MY INSURANCE AND FINANCING The Most Interesting Man In The World

Stay hydrated my friend..

I DON'T ALWAYS SHART BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I EAT SPICY PORK RINDS WITH MY DOS EQUIS The Most Interesting Man In The World