The Most Interesting Man In The World

UofL ghetto

I DON'T ALWAYS SPEAK TO UOF L FANS BUT WHEN I DO , I NEED A GHETTO  TRANSLATOR   The Most Interesting Man In The World

IMPOSSIBLE TO FOOL THE DENTAL HYGIENIST

I DON'T ALWAYS FLOSS BUT WHEN I DO.. I'M DUE TO SEE KELLEY FOR MY CLEANING IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES The Most Interesting Man In The World

Passive aggressive

I DON'T ALWAYS NAME THE STORE I'M AT.... BUT WHEN I DO, I DON'T NAME THE STORE I'M AT TO PISS PEOPLE OFF The Most Interesting Man In The World

Jeff Bday

I DON'T ALWAYS WISH JEFF A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S ON HIS BIRTHDAY The Most Interesting Man In The World

The Most Interesting Man in the World

I NEVER DRINK RUM BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S WITH THAT LOVATO CHICK The Most Interesting Man In The World

Phone mad funny

I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ON MY PHONE, BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FUNNY HOW MAD YOU GET LOVE YOU ERIKA! The Most Interesting Man In The World

morning after noon..lol

I DON`T ALWAYS SAY GOOD MORNING AFTER 12PM OH WAIT...YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

Wisest Man in the World

VOTE BEN CARSON STAY CHRISTIAN MY FRIENDS! The Most Interesting Man In The World

86'd all the time

I DON'T ALWAYS GET 86'D     BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S BECAUSE SOME ASSHOLE UNPLUGGED THE JUKEBOX FOR KARAOKE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Petsmart Valentine

I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S AT PETSMART The Most Interesting Man In The World