The Most Interesting Man In The World

talkin smack yea

I DON'T ALWAYS TALK SHIT ABOUT LESBO MORMONS.. OH HELL. WHO AM I KIDDING .. YES I DO The Most Interesting Man In The World

omg so funny

I'M NOT ALWAYS RETARDED BUT WHEN I AM... I CAN'T SPELL

BLACK MAN JOKE

WE DON'T ALWAYS TELL RACIST JOKES BUT WHEN WE DO WE MAKE SURE THAT AT LEAST ONE BLACK MAN IS AROUND The Most Interesting Man In The World

BBQ RIBS

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BBQ RIBS. BUT WHEN I DO, I EAT THEM AT THE BANGOR GROUND ROUND The Most Interesting Man In The World

Give him an A

GIVE THIS KID AN

Bike wreck

I DON'T ALWAYS CRASH WHILE RIDING A BIKE...  BUT WHEN I DO, I'M SURE TO REALLY FUCK MYSELF UP GOOD.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think about watering,

 BUT WHEN I DO I AM HAPPY WHEN YOU HAVE IT ALREADY DONE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Memcache Memcache

I DON'T ALWAYS USE MEMCACHE BUT WHEN I DO, I STORE EVERYTHING TWICE. The Most Interesting Man In The World

Oh Yes, I Did My Friend

I DON'T ALWAYS CALL COMMERCIALS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO TELL THEM THEIR PRODUCT SUCKS The Most Interesting Man In The World

I drink too much.

I DON'T DRINK MUCH BUT WHEN I DO ... IT'S TOO MUCH. The Most Interesting Man In The World