The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Foul, just foul

I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE MASS DIARRHEA, BUT WHEN I DO IT IS ALWAYS IN ANGELICA'S BEDROOM. The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always

I DON'T ALWAYS GET MY OWN WET FOOD BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THE AUTOMATIC WET FOOD FEEDER FROM CATZENPUP.COM The Most Interesting Cat in the World

wet food

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT WET FOOD BUT WHEN I DO, I USE THE AUTOMATIC WET FOOD FEEDER FROM CATZENPUP.COM The Most Interesting Cat in the World

True or Nah?

I DON'T ALWAYS RUN AROUND BUT, WHEN I DO, IT'S AT 3 IN THE MORNING The Most Interesting Cat in the World

jordan cypherac

I DON'T ALWAYS GET DRUNK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE GORDAN IS FUCKING CRAZY The Most Interesting Cat in the World

jordan cypherac

I DON'T ALWAYS GET DRUNK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE JORDAN IS FUCKING CRAZY The Most Interesting Cat in the World

xtra food

I DON'T ALWAYS CONVINCE YOU I NEED EXTRA FOOD BUT WHEN I DO, I WALK AWAY FROM IT AFTER ONE SNIFF The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I don't always sleep on your bed

I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP ON YOUR BED BUT WHEN I DO, I SPREAD MYSELF RIGHT OUT AND LEAVE YOU JUST 10 INCHES OF SPACE TO SLEEP IN The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Next door's dog

I DON'T ALWAYS LET NEXT DOOR'S DOG ANNOY ME... BUT WHEN I DO, HE'S SORRY HE STARTED IT The Most Interesting Cat in the World

cat burglar

I DON'T ALWAYS STEAL FOOD FROM THE FRIDGE BUT WHEN I DO, I'LL DO IT WHILST YOU'RE STANDING RIGHT THERE The Most Interesting Cat in the World