The Most Interesting Cat in the World

That fear of water...

I'M NOT ALWAYS AFRAID OF WATER BUT WHEN I AM, I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE I'M TRAPPED IN THE BATHROOM WHILE YOU SHOWER. The Most Interesting Cat in the World

I DON'T ALWAYS...

I DON'T ALWAYS MEOW NON-STOP TO BE LET OUT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S RIGHT AFTER YOU GET IN THE BATH The Most Interesting Cat in the World

i don't always meow non-stop to be let out

I DON'T ALWAYS MEOW NON-STOP TO BE LET OUT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S RIGHT AFTER YOU GET IN THE BATH The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Kris LOLcheeseburger county mclol

I DON'T ALWAYS POST IN THE COUNTING THREAD BUT WHEN I DO, I SKIP THE NUMBERS The Most Interesting Cat in the World

you just ate!

I DON'T ALWAYS RUN TOWARDS MY FOOD DISH AND MEOW... ACTUALLY, YES... YES I DO. The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Squat till you drop

HEY THERE, HEALTHY EATER... I PITY THE FOOL WHO EATS MY TUNA  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Squat till you drop

HEY THERE, HEALTHY EATER... I PITY THE FOOL WHO EATS MY TUNA?  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Squat till you drop

HEY THERE, HEALTHY EATER... SPARE ME A CAN OF TUNA?  The Most Interesting Cat in the World

Squat till you drop

HEY MR. CHICKEN LEGS  THE SQUATS RACK IS NOT FOR CURLS The Most Interesting Cat in the World

sofa puker

I DON'T ALWAYS PUKE ON THE SOFA BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON THE NEW SLIPCOVER THAT ARRIVED BY UPS LESS THAN 4 HOURS EARLIER The Most Interesting Cat in the World