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The Justin Bieber haters have made him more famous than the actual fans

The Justin Bieber haters have made him more famous than the actual fans  Sudden Clarity Clarence

TOSH.0 IS THE new america's funniest home videos

TOSH.0 IS THE new america's funniest home videos  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Calling someone a Scaredy-Cat is just the children's version of calling someone a pussy

Calling someone a Scaredy-Cat is just the children's version of calling someone a pussy  Sudden Clarity Clarence

sweatbands on your wrist are for wiping sweat off your forehead

sweatbands on your wrist are for wiping sweat off your forehead  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Nice guys finish last is a sexual innuendo

Nice guys finish last is a sexual innuendo   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Hypochondria is the only illness that hypochondriacs won't imagine they have

Hypochondria is the only illness that hypochondriacs won't imagine they have  Sudden Clarity Clarence

if analog clocks disappear clockwise and counterclockwise wll be meaningless

if analog clocks disappear clockwise and counterclockwise wll be meaningless   Sudden Clarity Clarence

The word "car" Is short for carriage

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Went to bed drunk, woke up without a hangover IM STILL DRUNK

Went to bed drunk, woke up without a hangover IM STILL DRUNK   Sudden Clarity Clarence

Disneyland is a giant people trap operated by a mouse

Disneyland is a giant people trap operated by a mouse  Sudden Clarity Clarence