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Tampax named their tampons PEARL Because they go in the clam

Tampax named their tampons PEARL Because they go in the clam  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Kids today that take Flintstones vitamins Don't even know who the Flintstones are

Kids today that take Flintstones vitamins Don't even know who the Flintstones are  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Siri is just iris backwards Iris is the greek goddess of messages

Siri is just iris backwards Iris is the greek goddess of messages  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Teachers who teach straight out of college Go to school for their whole life

Teachers who teach straight out of college Go to school for their whole life  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Exploradora is spanish for a female explorer That's where Dora gets her name

Exploradora is spanish for a female explorer That's where Dora gets her name  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Taylor swift is absolutely gorgeous but all her songs are about guys dumping her she must have a terrible personality

Taylor swift is absolutely gorgeous but all her songs are about guys dumping her  she must have a terrible personality  Sudden Clarity Clarence

PAtrick Star isn't Retarded He just lives under a rock

PAtrick Star isn't Retarded He just lives under a rock  Sudden Clarity Clarence

the drawings on the starbucks cups are so good because all the baristas went to art school

the drawings on the starbucks cups are so good because all the baristas went to art school  Sudden Clarity Clarence

The old Nokia text message tone Is the Morse Code for 'SMS'

The old Nokia text message tone Is the Morse Code for 'SMS'  Sudden Clarity Clarence

Being 30 years old means I've been around the sun 30 times

Being 30 years old means I've been around the sun 30 times  Sudden Clarity Clarence