Successful Black Man

I am. He's not.

I'M A SUCCESSFUL BLACK MAN MID 30'S DISHWASHERS ARE NOT Successful Black Man

and as dr dre would put it now

WE GONA TURN UP IN THIS MEETING A BIT LATE, I HOPE CORPORATE DOESNT HOLD THIS AGAINST US Successful Black Man

Damn Some Chicken

SMOFFN' WEAVE IZ MO' DAN HAIR !1 Successful Black Man

GRAD PARTY SEASONN

I LIKE TO STEAL FOOD THAT IS FREE AT GRAD PARTIES Successful Black Man

eye contact

EYE CONTACT CHECK COFFEE NOOOOO  Successful Black Man

when you go black you never come back

WHEN YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER COME BACK Successful Black Man

Brace Yourselves

PEOPLE BRACE YOURSELVES DAYS WITHOUT FOOTBALL ARE COMING Successful Black Man

kaiku bhai aisa ? :/

HOTA BHAI HOTA MILTE  BOLKE LITE LE LIYE Successful Black Man

Hit em' up

I HIT MY FEMALE NEIGHBORS UP, SO THEY KNOW I APPRECIATE ALL THEY DO. Successful Black Man

REALLY popular joke

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND A PIZZA IS THAT I'M NOT COVERED IN CHEESE. Successful Black Man