Successful Black Man

Ashley Madison

SPOUSE FOUND OUT ABOUT YOUR ASHLEY MADISON ACCOUNT?  THERE'S NO BETTER TIME TO CHECK OUT HOW MUCH YOU'D BE PRE - APPROVED FOR SINGLE.  Successful Black Man

ur mum

I DID YOUR MOM   A FAVOR BY FILING HER TAXES THIS YEAR. Successful Black Man

I'm Too Young Anyway

WHEN ALL THE CUTE GIRLS MY AGE HAVE NO SPIRITUAL GOALS, I'M LIKE I'M TOO YOUNG FOR MARRIAGE ANYWAY Successful Black Man

Jordan's future

RICH BLACK GUY JORDAN BANISTER Successful Black Man

When someone breaks up with you and their excuse is "they're too busy for you"

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY  I ALSO HOPE YOU NEVER GET OFF FRIDAYS, AND WORK AT A FRIDAY'S THAT'S ALWAYS BUSY ON FRIDAY Successful Black Man

Wake n bake cake

TIME TO WAKE AND BAKE  YOURSELF A CAKE, BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT. Successful Black Man

Your title doesn't look funny enough. Be creative! :)

I THINK DENTAL FLOSS WILL BLINDFOLD AN ASIAN BETTER THAN A WINDSHIELD. KILL YOUR SELF VUE. Successful Black Man

THE PIMPER

I GOT A 7 MILLION MANSION BUT NOT A WIFE Successful Black Man

Young urban professional

BITCH, DON'T KILL MY VIBE  WITH JAY Z IS A PRETTY NICE REMIX Successful Black Man

Never let go of his 40,000 friends on black planet....

STILL HAS ALL 20,000 FRIENDS ON BLACK PLANET WHY?   CAUSE YA NEVAH KNOW Successful Black Man