Successful Black Man

I never knew my father was such a big hockey fan

I never knew my father was such a big hockey fan  Successful Black Man

I left my family money for dinner

I left my family money for dinner  Successful Black Man

i will cut you from the team if i see another display of poor sportsmanship

i will cut you from the team if i see another display of poor sportsmanship   Successful Black Man

i need weed remover for my lawn.

i need weed remover for my lawn.  Successful Black Man

I'm hooked on coke zero

I'm hooked on coke zero  Successful Black Man

i made some crack about dave's tie and the whole office laughed

i made some crack about dave's tie and the whole office laughed  Successful Black Man

I hate crackers that are too salty and high on cholesterol

I hate crackers that are too salty and high on cholesterol  Successful Black Man

I SMACKED THAT HOE against the garden fence to get all of the dry mud off.

I SMACKED THAT HOE against the garden fence to get all of the dry mud off.  Successful Black Man

I busted a cap Off my perrier cause it wasn't a twistoff

I busted a cap Off my perrier cause it wasn't a twistoff  Successful Black Man

I'm Black Berry's Vice President

I'm Black Berry's Vice President  Successful Black Man