Success Kid

Got glasses to correct vision Girlfriend got better looking instead of uglier

Got glasses to correct vision Girlfriend got better looking instead of uglier  Success Kid

I've been married to a vegetarian for 4 years She cooks meat for me

I've been married to a  vegetarian for 4 years She cooks meat for me  Success Kid

been dating a vegitarian for 18 months still eat whatever the fuck i want

been dating a vegitarian for 18 months still eat whatever the fuck i want  Success Kid

completely forgot and left laptop on top of car still there when i got home

completely forgot and left laptop on top of car still there when i got home  Success Kid

GF breaks up with me 2 days before leaving on a vacation to Europe the airline feels bad for me, refunds me her ticket

GF breaks up with me 2 days before leaving on a vacation to Europe the airline feels bad for me, refunds me her ticket  Success Kid

Got a cute girl's number she texts in complete, articulate sentences

Got a cute girl's number she texts in complete, articulate sentences  Success Kid

Driving home from work after a 12 hour shift every traffic light is green

Driving home from work after a 12 hour shift every traffic light is green  Success Kid

Broke up with ex-girlfriend a year ago still pays me back the money she owes me, today

Broke up with ex-girlfriend a year ago still pays me back the money she owes me, today  Success Kid

Bought $3 bag of pesos at yard sale worth $160

Bought $3 bag of pesos at yard sale worth $160  Success Kid

Got drunk alone on Valentine's day Didn't call ex girlfriend

Got drunk alone on Valentine's day Didn't call ex girlfriend  Success Kid