Success Kid

New gas!

GOT SUMMER BLEND GAS TIME TO PRACTICE MY HYPERMILING Success Kid

failed hack attempt

A HACKER TRIED STEALING MY PERSONAL DATA BUT THEN GAVE UP AFTER DISCOVERING I USE FOLDER LOCK TO ENCRYPT MY DATA! Success Kid

pick up

LOOT PALACE ARE YOU MY HEART ? CAUSE I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU Success Kid

I'm severely lactose intolerant

FIRST TIME I HAVE HAD A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE IN A YEAR DIDN'T         GET SICK        Success Kid

Farted in a public bathroom

FARTED IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM SILENT PUFF OF AIR Success Kid

3 games isn't enough

WANTED:  FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER OF DAVID BACKES!  Success Kid

dave attell

WAS AWARE OF THIS CELEBRITY DEATH BEFORE DAVE ATTELL'S FACEBOOK PAGE Success Kid

bingo successery

I FOUND THE HIGHEST SCORING BINGO WITH MY RACK OF AEINST? Success Kid

It's those little wins that make your day better.

THOUGHT THERE WAS ONLY ONE FAVORITE COOKIE LEFT IN THE BOX TWO COOKIES LEFT Success Kid

Family Holidays

WHEN YOU FINALLY MOVE UP FROM THE KIDS TABLE TO THE ADULTS TABLE. Success Kid