Success Kid

passed dissertation

HANDED IN MY DISSERTATION TODAY FUCK YEAH Success Kid

tar ball

NEED A TAR BALL WORKED ON THE FIRST TRY Success Kid

"Thank goodness I'm not fat yet" shorts

STILL HAS SHORTS FROM HIGH SCHOOL STILL FIT PERFECTLY AFTER 4 YEARS OF COLLEGE Success Kid

Knock it off.

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CAPITALIZE, THE FIRST LETTER OF EVERY WORD?! Success Kid

associate of the month

WINS ASSOCIATE OF THE MONTH DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE GOT NOMINATED Success Kid

DIO SUCKS

BRYANS SURPRISE PARTY? RUINED IT!                    Success Kid

Pretzel FTW

MADE SOFT PRETZELS ACTUALLY PRETZEL SHAPED. Success Kid

Late again!

WALKS INTO CLASS 10 MINUTES LATE STILL BEATS ATTENDANCE CALL Success Kid

Page size

CHANGED A PAGE SIZE TO THE US STANDARD MADE MY PAPER 4 PAGES LONGER Success Kid

Why just let me make it!

PROMISED MYSELF I WOULD GET PROMOTED WITHIN 9 MONTHS OF STARTING NEW COMPANY  DID IT IN 3 Success Kid