Success Kid

Bought a box of Girl Scout Cookies Yesterday Still some left today

Bought a box of Girl Scout Cookies Yesterday Still some left today  Success Kid

Gave speech in front of class Didn't stutter once.

Gave speech in front of class Didn't stutter once.  Success Kid

Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it

Jokingly asked new girlfriend to make me a sandwich after sex She asked me what I wanted on it and made it  Success Kid

Didn't feel like attending Monday class Teacher didn't either

Didn't feel like attending Monday class Teacher didn't either  Success Kid

Caught myself checking out a woman in a crowd It was my wife

Caught myself checking out a woman in a crowd It was my wife  Success Kid

Girlfriend made cookies hair smells like cookies during sexy times

Girlfriend made cookies hair smells like cookies during sexy times  Success Kid

Had a phone interview while taking a shit got the job

Had a phone interview while taking a shit got the job  Success Kid

Picked girlfriend up She was actually ready when I got there

Picked girlfriend up She was actually ready when I got there  Success Kid

Gave homeless person $2 in the parking lot Saw him buying food in grocery store

Gave homeless person $2 in the parking lot Saw him buying food in grocery store  Success Kid

Asked girlfriend what she wanted to do tonight Tells me she wants to order pizza after we have sex.

Asked girlfriend what she wanted to do tonight Tells me she wants to order pizza after we have sex.  Success Kid