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Dad, I just lost my first tooth! How'd it feel? Hurts but not too bad... That's what she said.

Dad, I just lost my first tooth! How'd it feel? Hurts but not too bad... That's what she said. Stare Dad
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Daddy my penis is hard!! go in your room and turn off the lights but but... why? Its game time baby

Daddy my penis is hard!! go in your room and turn off the lights but but... why? Its game time baby Stare Dad
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Dad! I can't sleep! Tell me a story! What kind of story do you want to hear? Fantasy fiction! Bring me a bible.

Dad! I can't sleep! Tell me a story! What kind of story do you want to hear? Fantasy fiction! Bring me a bible. Stare Dad
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Dad, my baby momma wants to take me to the Maury Show! Is it yours? I don't think so. Practice your dance moves!

Dad, my baby momma wants to take me to the Maury Show! Is it yours? I don't think so. Practice your dance moves! Stare Dad
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DAD! Those brownies made me sick! You're freaking out man. what? YOU'RE FREAKING OUT MAN.

DAD! Those brownies made me sick! You're freaking out man. what? YOU'RE FREAKING OUT MAN. Stare Dad
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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! And they're like It's better than yours Damn right

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard! And they're like It's better than yours Damn right Stare Dad
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Dad, I think I'm a homosexual! Homo says what? What? What?

Dad, I think I'm a homosexual! Homo says what? What? What? Stare Dad
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Dad my butthole hurts Good thing you were in a deep sleep What? That butthole isn't gonna penetrate itself

Dad my butthole hurts Good thing you were in a deep sleep What? That butthole isn't gonna penetrate itself Stare Dad
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Dad I can't sleep! There's a spider in my room! I had a spider in my room once. ...and? HAVEN'T. SLEPT. SINCE.

Dad I can't sleep! There's a spider in my room! I had a spider in my room once. ...and? HAVEN'T. SLEPT. SINCE. Stare Dad
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Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two.

Dad! A carnivorous plant ate mom in our backyard! Good. Stage one is complete. W-what's stage two? In a few hours, you will collect its feces and I'll show you stage two. Stare Dad
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