Stare Dad

Dad! I just fell over and now I have a booboo! Come with me, we're going to the doctor W.. why? TO EXAMINE YOUR VAGINA

Dad! I just fell over and now I have a booboo! Come with me, we're going to the doctor W.. why? TO EXAMINE YOUR VAGINA  Stare Dad

I hate my life Tell your mother. She left you No, She left you.

I hate my life Tell your mother. She left you No, She left you.  Stare Dad

Dad, you should really quit smoking. It's bad for you Grandpa lived till he was 102 Did he smoke? No, he just knew how to mind his fucking business.

Dad, you should really quit smoking. It's bad for you Grandpa lived till he was 102 Did he 
smoke? No, he just knew how to mind his fucking business.  Stare Dad

Dad, why am I half dog? Because your mother was a bitch I don't get it. I fucked a dog.

Dad, why am I half dog? Because your mother was a bitch I don't get it. I fucked a dog.  Stare Dad

DAAAAAAD! I saw a dead man in our basement! Are you sure? Yes! Wrong answer.

DAAAAAAD! I saw a dead man in our basement! Are you sure? Yes! Wrong answer.  Stare Dad

Daddy, daddy! I made brownies what kind ...regular get the fuck out

Daddy, daddy! I made brownies what kind ...regular get the fuck out  Stare Dad

Daddy! I miss mommy! So, go and see her. But she's dead. There's a shovel in the shed.

Daddy! I miss mommy! So, go and see her. But she's dead. There's a shovel in the shed.  Stare Dad

Dad, boys are in the back yard!!! How many? All of them... MY MILKSHAKES!!!!

Dad, boys are in the back yard!!! How many? All of them... MY MILKSHAKES!!!!  Stare Dad

AAAAH MOM'S HAVING SEX Mkay With a girl WITHOUT ME!?!?

AAAAH MOM'S HAVING SEX  Mkay With a girl WITHOUT ME!?!?  Stare Dad

Dad,Dad Rebecca Black made a song! I know son, Friday just dislike it. But it's a new one Get the shotgun!

Dad,Dad Rebecca Black made a song! I know son, Friday just dislike it. But it's a new one Get the shotgun!  Stare Dad