Spiderman Desk

Spidertruman

EVERYBODY'S TALKING ABOUT HOW THEIR CLASSES GOT CANCELLED AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE LIKE,

The Broncos are getting SLAUGHTERED

THE BRONCOS ARE GETTING SLAUGHTERED AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

Because some things are more important

EVERYONE IS GETTING UPSET OVER THE COKE COMMERCIAL AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE NERDGASMING OVER THE DINOBOT REVEAL Spiderman Desk

Super Bowl

EVERYONE'S WATCHING THE SUPER BOWL AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES Spiderman Desk

Oh shit...

EVERYONE'S GETTING MARRIED AND SHIT AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE BEING LOOSER Spiderman Desk

I hate titles

FRESHMAN ARE ARGUING ON FACEBOOK ...AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTERBAITING.  Spiderman Desk

College Senioritis

EVERYONE'S STRESSING ABOUT CLASSES ...AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE GIVING NO FUCKS Spiderman Desk

RTX Blues

EVERYONE IS POSTING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE GOING TO RTX 2014 AND I'LL JUST BE SITTING AT HOME  MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

Me and having kids

EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW IS HAVING CHILDREN AND I AM JUST SITTING HERE WISHING I COULD HAVE CHILDREN Spiderman Desk

What a way to go

MT. VESUVIUS IS RAVASHING MY HOME AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk