Spiderman Desk

Waiting for Facebook message reply

EVERYTIME I SEND YOU A FACEBOOK MESSAGE  I KEEP ON WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY ...... Spiderman Desk

MFF Fluff

EVERYONE'S PREPARING FOR MFF AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

football fan are annoying

FOOTBALL FANS WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT WHO WON AND WHO LOST WHILE I JUST SIT HERE WONDERING HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE TO SEE SOMETHING ELSE IN MY NEWSFEED. Spiderman Desk

Spidey understands

MY GIRLFRIEND IS OUT AND ABOUT ON A FRIDAY NIGHT. AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE WATCHING THE NEW STAR WARS TEASER. Spiderman Desk

What the fuck is wrong with people

EVERYONE IS GOING CRAZY OVER BLACK FRIDAY DEALS AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE, WITH MY SOAD TICKETS Spiderman Desk

Ferguson

EVERYONE IS BITCHIN OVER STUFF THAT DOESN'T AFFECT THEM AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE... BEING THANKFUL Spiderman Desk

yeah yeah go

EVERY IDIOT IN A BOW TIE IS GETTING $22,000,000 IN STARTUP FUNDING AND IM JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

dudefuck balls

EVERYONE ELSE IS OUT RIDING, AND DRINKING I'M JUST SITTING HERE ON DUTY TROLLING AND MASTURBATING Spiderman Desk

Spiderman enjoys his meat.

EVERYBODY IS BECOMING VEGAN AND I'M JUST TRYING TO ENJOY MY MEATLOAF Spiderman Desk

I be like...

EVERYONE I KNOW IS LIKE...