Socially Awkward Penguin

At Supermarket Sees cute cashier Self checkout

At Supermarket 
Sees cute cashier Self checkout  Socially Awkward Penguin

Orders at the Drive Thru Eats in the parking lot

Orders at the Drive Thru Eats  in the parking lot  Socially Awkward Penguin

Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.

Watch movie alone, totally appropriate. Watch same movie with parents, suddenly full of kinky sex.  Socially Awkward Penguin

smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot

smokes weed becomes paranoid parrot  Socially Awkward Penguin

see black people coming towards me "Can't cross the street now, or they'll think I'm racist"

see black people coming towards me

Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else

Notice the product you want is behind the counter I can buy it somewhere else  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone

Needs a piece of paper in class erases a whole used piece instead of asking someone  Socially Awkward Penguin

Happy Birthday! You too.

Happy Birthday! You too.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking

Move into house with new roommates Crack WEP instead of asking  Socially Awkward Penguin

standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES

standing in the queue at fast food restaurant SILENTLY REHEARSING ORDER to self TWENTY TIMES  Socially Awkward Penguin