Socially Awkward Penguin

Stylist completely botches haircut looks good thank you

Stylist completely botches haircut looks good thank you  Socially Awkward Penguin

Smartest kid in high school Purposely get a B in class to not make valedictorian speech

Smartest kid in high school  Purposely get a B in class to not make valedictorian speech  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets cut in line Fantasizes about confronting them for the rest of the queue

Gets cut in line Fantasizes about confronting them for the rest of the queue  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waitress brings wrong food It's OK, I like this better

Waitress brings wrong food It's OK, I like this better  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulls cord on bus one stop too early Gets off and walks rest of the way home

Pulls cord on bus one stop too early Gets off and walks rest of the way home  Socially Awkward Penguin

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes

Knows who goes into the stall next to him freaks out that they might recognize his shoes  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone bumps into you you say sorry anyway

Someone bumps into you you say sorry anyway  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has explosive diarrhea at work. Sits on toilet quietly suffering for 20 minutes until the bathroom is empty to let loose.

Has explosive diarrhea at work. Sits on toilet quietly suffering for 20 minutes until the bathroom is empty to let loose.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Get caught staring at girl Casually begin to look at everyone in class

Get caught staring at girl  Casually begin to look at everyone in class   Socially Awkward Penguin

Buys funny shirt never wears it because it draws too much attention

Buys funny shirt never wears it because it draws too much attention  Socially Awkward Penguin