Socially Awkward Penguin

See friend from high school for first time in 5 years Avoid at all costs

See friend from high school for first time in 5 years Avoid at all costs  Socially Awkward Penguin

Writing Lab group names on assignment Forget their names as they are waiting for you to write them

Writing Lab group names on assignment Forget their names as they are waiting for you to write them  Socially Awkward Penguin

meets someone for first time forgets name immediately after

meets someone for first time forgets name immediately after  Socially Awkward Penguin

Talk about how bad the food is lie to the waitress when she asks how everything is tasting

Talk about how bad the food is lie to the waitress when she asks how everything is tasting  Socially Awkward Penguin

Goes to a party with friends sits next to the sleeping drunk guy

Goes to a party with friends sits next to the sleeping drunk guy  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to itch eye during a sad movie Doesn't; wouldn't want others to think he is crying

Needs to itch eye during a sad movie Doesn't; wouldn't want others to think he is crying  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees a girl walking a German Shepherd More scared of the girl than the dog

Sees a girl walking a German Shepherd More scared of the girl than the dog  Socially Awkward Penguin

have an argument Spend the rest of the day thinking about what you should have said and reliving the argument in your mind with said lines

have an argument Spend the rest of the day thinking about what you should have said and reliving the argument in your mind with said lines  Socially Awkward Penguin

CAN'T FIND WHAT YOU NEED IN A STORE LEAVE WITHOUT IT RATHER THAN ASK A MEMBER STAFF

CAN'T FIND WHAT YOU NEED IN A STORE LEAVE WITHOUT IT RATHER THAN ASK A MEMBER STAFF  Socially Awkward Penguin

Celebrating birthday at a restaurant, but doesn't let the waiter know Rather miss out on free cake than have the staff sing and draw customer's attention to you

Celebrating birthday at a restaurant, but doesn't let the waiter know Rather miss out on free cake than have the staff sing and draw customer's attention to you  Socially Awkward Penguin