Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom

Sees janitor working in bathroom finds another bathroom  Socially Awkward Penguin

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween Decides not to go to a party

dress up as socially awkward penguin for halloween  Decides not to go to a party   Socially Awkward Penguin

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them

See person you know at the checkout line Go to longer line to avoid them  Socially Awkward Penguin

cashier gives incorrect change say nothing

cashier gives incorrect change say nothing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why

Attendant Has Been notified to assist you Dear God Why  Socially Awkward Penguin

Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently

Remember embarrassing event from years ago Cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently  Socially Awkward Penguin

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them

walking behind a stranger on the sidewalk slow down so as to not overtake them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive

Arrive early to any event wait in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive  Socially Awkward Penguin

a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid

a pedestrian smiles at you. smile back smile the same way looking at the rear-view mirror, to see if you looked stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't catch movie reference. laughs anyway.

Doesn't catch movie reference. laughs anyway.  Socially Awkward Penguin