Socially Awkward Penguin

spends eight minutes writing and editing the perfect comment doesn't post, goes back to browsing

spends eight minutes writing and editing the perfect comment doesn't post, goes back to browsing  Socially Awkward Penguin

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five

Make a twenty minute presentation Speed talk through it in five  Socially Awkward Penguin

Can't tell if socially awkward or just considerate, respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.

Can't tell if socially awkward or just considerate,  respectful, intelligent, unselfish, and aware of how ignorant and shitty most people are.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees neighbors outside talking waits by the door for them to leave before going outside

Sees neighbors outside talking  waits by the door for them to leave before going outside  Socially Awkward Penguin

Texting girl before the date Runs out of interesting things to say on the date

Texting girl before the date Runs out of interesting things to say on the date  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't recieve immediate reply from a text checks sentbox to make sure you didnt offend them

Doesn't recieve immediate reply from a text checks sentbox to make sure you didnt offend them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send "haha" instead

Type out elaborate response to crush erase and send

about to order pizza rehearse out loud before calling

about to order pizza rehearse out loud before calling  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pretends everyone is nude while giving a speech Gets a BONER

Pretends everyone is nude while giving a speech Gets a BONER  Socially Awkward Penguin

"let's go around the room and introduce ourselves" rehearse something in head to sound awesome, says something completely dumb instead