Socially Awkward Penguin

Use cough to cover fart in class Cough way too early

Use cough to cover fart in class Cough way too early  Socially Awkward Penguin

hates being the center of attention number 1 desire in life

hates being the center of attention number 1 desire in life  Socially Awkward Penguin

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid

the awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced people actually think you are stupid  Socially Awkward Penguin

doorbell rings hide

doorbell rings hide  Socially Awkward Penguin

"HERE, HOLD THE BABY" NO WAY, THAT IS TOO MUCH GOD DAMN PRESSURE

needs 30 minutes for a 2 sentence text message

needs 30 minutes for a 2 sentence text message  Socially Awkward Penguin

Introduce GIrl you like to friends, be nervous she won't like them oh no, she likes them too much

Introduce GIrl you like to friends, be nervous she won't like them oh no, she likes them too much  Socially Awkward Penguin

falls off the treadmill starts doing crunches

falls off the treadmill starts doing crunches  Socially Awkward Penguin

Needs to record new voicemail greeting Writes script and rehearses an hour beforehand

Needs to record new voicemail greeting Writes script and rehearses an hour beforehand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Press wrong button on crowded elevator get off on wrong floor

Press wrong button on crowded elevator get off on wrong floor  Socially Awkward Penguin