Socially Awkward Penguin

Attractive cashier reaches for empty shopping basket shakes hand

Attractive cashier reaches for empty shopping basket shakes hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tell crush you like her Apologize

Tell crush you like her Apologize  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead

Reach hand out to give girl a hug she gives you a high five instead    Socially Awkward Penguin

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was

chair makes fart-sounding noise in quiet room desperately tries to recreate noise to show everyone it wasn't what they thought it was    Socially Awkward Penguin

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again ANYWHERE. EVER.

Sees someone at work wearing the same shirt he owns at home never wears that shirt again  ANYWHERE.  EVER.  Socially Awkward Penguin

Opens door for girl walks in first

Opens door for girl walks in first    Socially Awkward Penguin

Makes eye contact with pretty girl on the bus Never look back so she doesn't catch you twice

Makes eye contact with pretty girl on the bus Never look back so she doesn't catch you twice    Socially Awkward Penguin

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!

Clapping waiters approach table on your birthday OH GOD NO!  Socially Awkward Penguin

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again

Gets picture taken at a party Can't wear that shirt to a party ever again    Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl tries to dance with him steps back cause he thinks he's standing in her way

Girl tries to dance with him steps back cause he thinks he's standing in her way    Socially Awkward Penguin