Socially Awkward Penguin

Looking at crush's Facebook photos accidentally likes one from 3 years ago

Looking at crush's Facebook photos accidentally likes one from 3 years ago  Socially Awkward Penguin

tries to search facebook pics of secret crush enters her name into status bar

tries to search facebook pics of secret crush enters her name into status bar  Socially Awkward Penguin

Only seat open on bus is next to attractive girl pretends not to see and stands

Only seat open on bus is next to attractive girl pretends not to see and stands  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spills water on his crotch strategically spills more water to avoid looking like he peed himself

Spills water on his crotch  strategically spills more water to avoid looking like he peed himself  Socially Awkward Penguin

Spends 5 minutes explaining feelings to crush girl turns around " Wait, were you talking to me this whole time?"

Spends 5 minutes explaining feelings to crush girl turns around

Overhear co-worker making small talk Attempt to memorize subjects covered for use in future human interaction

Overhear co-worker making small talk Attempt to memorize subjects covered for use in future human interaction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Professor asks rhetorical question Raises hand

Professor asks rhetorical question Raises hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

water goes down the wrong pipe in class chokes quietly so no one is disturbed

water goes down the wrong pipe in class chokes quietly so no one is disturbed  Socially Awkward Penguin

Says goodbye to friends at the mall. Has to go in the same direction they do.

Says goodbye to friends at the mall.  Has to go in the same direction they do.   Socially Awkward Penguin

Cashier at coffee shop is black Orders double double rather than usual black

Cashier at coffee shop is black Orders double double rather than usual black  Socially Awkward Penguin