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USA THE NATION OF NO SUBSTANCE Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IF YOU DON'T HAVE OFFICER TRAINING IN THE USA, YOU SHOULD NOT ALLOWED TO BE CALLED SIR EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE RANK OF AN OFFICER. IT'S PRETTY OFFENSIVE TO THE BRITS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF THE SLED DOGS IN THE USA DON'T SPEAK FOR THE SLED DOGS. IT'S LIKE KRATOS BEING CONTROLLED BY THE EMPEROR. THE EMPEROR KILLS A KRATOS OFF WHEN HE'S NOT CORRUPT ENOUGH. THE ONLY WAY IT'S STILL GOING IS PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY. NONE OF THEM Socially Awkward Penguin

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 PEOPLE IN CHARGE OF THE SLED DOGS IN THE USA DON'T SPEAK FOR THE SLED DOGS. IT'S LIKE KRATOS BEING CONTROLLED BY THE EMPEROR. THE EMPEROR KILLS A KRATOS OFF WHEN HE'S NOT CORRUPT ENOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE ONLY WAY REPUBLICANS(USA) KNOW HOW TO SMEAR SOMEONE IS MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE THE BAD GUY WHO IS A PUSSY. REPUBLICAN POLITICIANS TAKE ORDERS FROM THE METAPHORICAL DEVIL. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 YOU DON'T GET RID OF MAGNETO BY MAKING HIM LOOK LIKE A PUSSY. INITIIALLY IT WORKS UNTIL EVERYONE REALIZES ALL THE HOOPLA IS PROPAGANDA. THEN MORE PEOPLE JOIN MAGNETO'S SIDE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY IN THE DIA. THAT'S WHY CONGRESS LOVES THAT AGENCY.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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ORCS NIGHT STALKED INTO WATCHING CASP STUFF LOL Socially Awkward Penguin

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IF YOU WOULD CHOOSE BEING ROYALTY OVER YOUR WIFE YOU'RE THE BIGGEST PIECE OF GARBAGE ON THE PLANET. Socially Awkward Penguin