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ASKS GIRLFRIEND WHEN SHE'S GOING BACK TO WORK OFF HER BREAK. ALREADY DID Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IT'S KILLING 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE IN THE USA BY BEING THE DUMBEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET. 1.PEOPLE ARE LESS LIKELY TO BE LIBERAL. 2. PEOPLE ARE EASIER UNKNOWINGLY MADE INTO ORC REPEATERS. AND OF COURSE LIBERALS DO NOT CARE ABOUT DEFENSE, THAT'S HOW THIS AL Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IT'S KILLING 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE IN THE USA BY BEING THE DUMBEST COUNTRY ON THE PLANET. PEOPLE ARE LESS LIKELY TO BE LIBERAL. PEOPLE ARE EASIER UNKOWNINGLY MADE INTO ORC REPEATERS. AND OF COURSE LIBERALS DO NOT CARE ABOUT DEFENSE. ALL LIBERAL POLITICIANS Socially Awkward Penguin

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INVITES COLLEAGUES TO HAPPY HOUR ONLY ELI SHOWS UP Socially Awkward Penguin

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DADPOOL LOVES WIFE STILL HAS A PULSE <3 <3 WE'RE GONA GET MIND F'D WHEN WE SEE EACHOTHER PROBABLY A YEAR FROM NOW. CONFUSED AS HECK AND WON'T EXPECT IT, THEN WE'LL JUST BANG EACHOTHER OUT TO COMPENSATE FOR THE SLIGHT CONFUSION. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE LOBBYISTS AND EMPERORS LIKE IT WHEN POLITICIANS ARE DUMB AS A ROCK. THAT'S WHY MOST OF THEM ARE IDIOTS. YOU GOTA BEAT THE SYSTEM IF YOU'RE SMART. LIKE OBAMA. APPARENTLY HE'S THE BAD GUY IN EVERY SITUATION IN THE USA, PUBLICLY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE LOBBYIST AND EMPERORS LIKE IT WHEN POLITICIANS ARE DUMB AS A ROCK. THAT'S WHY MOST OF THEM ARE IDIOTS. YOU GOTA BEAT THE SYSTEM IF YOU'RE SMART. LIKE OBAMA. APPARENTLY HE'S THE BAD GUY IN EVERY SITUATION IN THE USA, PUBLICLY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 OVERALL WIFEY WAS JUBILEE. IT CHANGED DAILY THOUGH BECAUSE OF THE PROPAGANDA POLICE. Socially Awkward Penguin