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Socially Awkward Penguin

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OKAY NOW THE ORCS ARE TRYING TO OUT CHRISTIAN EVERYONE. THE PROBLEM WITH THAT IS THAT THEY'RE ORCS. THEY'LL CHANGE INSTANTLY WHEN THEY GET WHAT THEY WANT. Socially Awkward Penguin
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DADPOOL LOVES WIFE <3 MEANT TO BE TOGETHER Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE POLITICIANS AND EMPERORS TURNED THE CHURCH GROUPS IN THE USA INTO CONSERVATIVE PROPAGANDA ORGIES. Socially Awkward Penguin
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BIBLE CONCEPTS 1. BEING A GOOD PERSON 2. TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK 3. HELPING THY NEIGHBOR 4. PERSEVERANCE 5. HOPE 6. SACRIFICE IF YOU DON'T EMBODY THESE WORDS IN REAL LIFE AND CALL YOURSELF A CHRISTIAN, DON'T EVEN GO TO CHURCH. PEOPLE WILL DRIVE BY AND CALL YOU A HYPOCRITE WHEN YOU WALK INTO CHURCH. Socially Awkward Penguin
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BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN IN THE USA IS HALF OF CONSERVATISM. BEING A GOOD CHRISTIAN IN THE USA MEANS YOU'RE GOOD AT NETWORKING WITH IDIOTS. Socially Awkward Penguin
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MOST EVERY USA POLITICIAN OPERATES LIKE GOEBBELS. OVER HALF OF WHAT THEY DO IS PROPAGANDA. THEN THE CONSERVATIVES DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT CONSERVATISM. THEY JUST CARE ABOUT MONEY. THEN THE LIBERALS ARE IDIOTS WHO BELIEVE EVERYTHING THEY HEAR. Socially Awkward Penguin
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IF WE STOP ALL THE
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AVERAGE COST FOR 1 DAY OF ORCIN A GYMNASIUM. EMPLOYEES AT GYM AROUND $1,000. MALAMUTES $2,000. COUNT DOOKUS $3,000. PRIVATE CONTRACTORS $1,000. IT CAN GO ON FOR YEARS IF NEED BE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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DADPOOL LOVES WIFE <3 ALL YOU NEED IS ONE PERSON WHO BELIEVES IN YOU. SCREW EVERYONE ELSE. Socially Awkward Penguin
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THE REAL USA MILITARY RANKING SYSTEM. IN THE FEEL GOOD MILITARY ACCORDING TO THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF. EVERYTHING REAL PEOPLE ACCOMPLISH IS BLACK OPS. ENLISTED: E-1SCUMBAG E-2APPRENTICE SCUMBAG E-3ORC CAPABILITIES IDENTIFIED E-4MAKE OR BREAK RANK E-5PROVE SUAVENESS E-6PROVE LEADERSHIP AWARENESS E-7POLITICAN POTENTIAL AND HARDASS ANALYSIS E-8SETS AGENDA E-9POLITICAL MUPPET OR DIE UNTRAINED OFFICERS: ADM Socially Awkward Penguin
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