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< SOMETHING LIKE THIS, BUT NO HELP FROM ANY EXTERNAL DEVICE Socially Awkward Penguin

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DOIN THE DEED FOR A MONTH WITHOUT WIFEYS FEET TOUCHING THE GROUND...... GOTA GET A RIB TATTOO. BOTH GOTA GET THE SAME TAT ON RIBS. THAT'S VIKING STUFF. Socially Awkward Penguin

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AMERICANS HAVE PERFECTED CORRUPTION GET SOMEONE TO DO YOUR DIRTY WORK WITH NO RECORD OF IT HAPPENING IN A

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 STAR WARS IV: A NEW HOPE. ON DECK IN AMERICAN SOCIETY. WE COULD BE JUST BADASS VIKINGS THOUGH AND BUILD FROM HERE. NO, IT'LL BE A SECRET CIVIL WAR IN THE USA. BECAUSE WE DON'T WANT TO TARNISH OUR REPUTATION FOR HISTORICAL PURPOSES. IT'S GOING TO GET SO UG Socially Awkward Penguin

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 1. PHANTOM MENACE- ANCIENT GREECE 2. ATTACK OF THE CLONES- WWII 3. IRAQ WAR- REVENGE OF THE SITH Socially Awkward Penguin

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 1. PHANTOM MENACE- ANCIENT GREECE  2. ATTACK OF THE CLONES-WWII 3. IRAQ WAR Socially Awkward Penguin

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WE NEED TO BE VIKINGS  NOT PHONY GOOD PEOPLE. WE'RE DONE WITH THAT. VIKINGS ACTUALLY HAVE HONOR. THEY DON'T DO CORRUPT STUFF ALL THE TIME AND TRY TO BE THE GOOD GUY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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< WIFEY IS GOING TO GET SOME KIND OF TATTOO LIKE THIS SLIGHT ABOVE AND ADJACENT TO THE LID FOR EYE DOIN THE DEED FOR 1 MONTH STRAIGHT Socially Awkward Penguin

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 IS IT A DIVERSION OR IS IT REAL? WITH EYE IT'S 50/50. THE DIA IS 100% RED HERRING. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE USA COULD PROBABLY TURN THE SABOTEUR AGENCY INTO SECRET BODY GUARD AGENCY. BUT NO, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT USA CITIZENS THAT MUCH. JUST PROPAGANDA. Socially Awkward Penguin