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SINCE ALL AMERICANS CARE ABOUT IS APPEARANCE. AND MOST PEOPLE IN AMERICA HAVE TERRIBLE APPEARANCES WE SHOULD WRITE TICKETS FOR HAVING A BAD APPEARANCE Socially Awkward Penguin

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WHEN YOU VOTE FOR A CONSERVATIVE YOU VOTE FOR YOU FAVORITE EMPEROR WHEN YOU VOTE FOR A LIBERAL YOU VOTE FOR THEIR IQ. SO THEY DON'T GET CONFUSED YA KNOW. IT'S EASY TO PUT A HIT OUT ON A THRALL. ALMOST EVERY LIBERAL IS OUT OF THE LOOP THOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA VIKING ANALOGY  THRALLS- INDIFFERENT ON RELIGION  KARLS-  CHRISTIANS, BUT MASS PRODUCED IDIOTS(NOT ALL THOUGH)  JARLS-HIGH CLASS SOCIETY AND POLITICIANS(MOST POLITICIANS AREN'T HIGH CLASS, JUST YES MEN TO USA EMPERORS)                                                      Socially Awkward Penguin

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 SHE LITERALLY WEIGHS 1 DUMBBELL. THE VARIABLE IS GRIP THOUGH. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE WHOLE CARRY THING IS POSSIBLE DURING....... Socially Awkward Penguin

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ONLY GOALS RIGHT NOW UNTIL THE GOALS HAPPEN 1. GET WIFEY  2. GO TO THE WEST COAST Socially Awkward Penguin

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ONLY GOALS RIGHT NOW UNTIL THE GOALS HAPPEN 1. GET WIFEY 2. GO TO WEST COAST Socially Awkward Penguin

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ONLY GOALS RIGHT NOW UNTIL THE GOALS HAPPEN 1. GEY WIFEY 2. GO TO WEST COAST Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE MALAMUTES ARE THE LOW MAN ON THE TOTEM POLL. THEY LOOK LIKE SLED DOG, GAP MODELS. KEY WORD, LOOK. THEY GET HUNG OUT TO DRY THE MOST TOO. CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE SLED DOGS. EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF THEM. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE HOT CHICKS YOU SEE WITH THE ORCS ARE SOME TYPE OF MISSIONARIES SENT BY THEIR CHURCH. AND ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK TO MOST PEOPLE. THEY HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IS GOING ON. SOME ORCS ARE THE ORACLE SNITCHES, BUT THEY ARE OUT OF THE LOOP. Socially Awkward Penguin