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DADPOOL LOVES WIFE <3  ALWAYS Socially Awkward Penguin

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 KRATOSES GO OFP IN THEIR AFTERLIFE. BANG WIFEY IN HEAVEN THEN TORTURE SOME HYPOCRITES IN HELL. SOUNDS LIKE A NICE DAY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE WHOLE JUMP OFF A BRIDGE IF YOUR FRIENDS WOULD COMMENT IS GROWING OLD BUT IF YOUR PASTOR TELLS YOU TO RAPE A KID YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO. Socially Awkward Penguin

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CONSERVATIVE VALUES IN THE USA MEANS BLINDLY FOLLOWING IDIOT ORDERS. THAT'S NOT WHAT CONSERVATIVE VALUES ARE AROUND THE WORLD. Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA CHRISTIANITIES MASTER PLAN WAS TO MAKE EVERYONE AS DUMB AS A ROCK SO THE PASTORS AND POLITICIANS COULD CONTROL EVERYONE BETTER. THIS WOULD HAVE MADE A LITTLE BIT OF SENSE IF THE PASTORS AND POLITICIANS WERE THE SMARTEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. THEY AREN'T THOUGH. AVERAGE OR BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE FOR MOST USA POLITICI Socially Awkward Penguin

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DADPOOL LOVES LYMOMDRA  <3 JUST A WAITIN GAME WITH THE VARIABLE OF SABOTEURS. SOMEHOW IT'S LEGAL. Socially Awkward Penguin

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ONLY A PUSSY SHOOTS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE A GUN. ALL THESE FAT GUYS WANA CARRY AROUND GUNS BECAUSE THEY SUCK AT FIGHTING. Socially Awkward Penguin

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HAARP WE BECOME THE GOOD GUYS BY OUTING IT AS A TERRORIST FINDER. THEN WE MIGHT BE MORE MODERATE OR LIBERAL SO WE WON'T DO IT. AND THE USA LOVES ITS PROPAGANDA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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HAARP OUTING IT AS A TERRORIST FINDER MEANS WE CAN'T FALSIFY WHO A TERRORIST IS. IT WOULD BENEFIT THE US THE MOST DOIN THAT. SHOWING EVERY WORLD LEADER WHO EXACTLY WE'RE KILLING WITH THESE MISSILES AND EVERYTHING ELSE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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HAARP CAN TELL IF YOU'RE A TERRORIST OR NOT, THAT SHOULD BE DECLASSIFIED. THAT'S ALL IT SHOULD BE USED FOR. Socially Awkward Penguin