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SMART PEOPLE DON'T FOLLOW COMMANDS WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS LOCKED IN WITH THEM WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE WORST THING THAT WAS EVER INVENTED WAS LOCKING SOMEONE IN WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND A

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CYBORGS=SOMEONE WHO LETS SOMEONE ELSE LIVE THEIR FANTASY OUT THROUGH THEMSELVES ZOMBIES= MEDICATED SCUM THAT CONSERVATIVES THROW RALLIES TO GET RID OF Socially Awkward Penguin

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NO SYMPATHY FOR WIFEY  JUST LEAVE HER THE F'K ALONE OR ELSE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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IQ- INTELLIGENCE THAT APPLIES TO REAL LIFE THE MORE STUFF YOU CAN DO AT A HIGH LEVEL DETERMINES YOUR IQ. Socially Awkward Penguin

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COMMANDOS LEARN HOW THE USA OPERATES. KINDA LIKE A SECRET SHOPPER. THEY CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES. BUNCH OF DARTH MAUL LONERS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SABOTEURS ARE POLITICIANS HITMEN  AND HAVOC CAUSERS OBAMA STARTED THE WHOLE UNDERCOVER COMMANDO THING TO EQUALIZE EVERYTHING Socially Awkward Penguin

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THEN WE THE DIA(ORCCSSS)  PUT ALL THE GOOD GUYS IN DANGER WHEN THE GOOD GUYS ARE JUST DOING THEIR JOB WITH QUESTIONABLE ORDERS FROM POLITICIANS Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA IS THE WANA BE TOUGH GUY SOCIETY WE SHOULD BE THE VIKING SOCIETY. THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY ARE THE GOOD GUYS IN THE USA DON'T HAVE A SAY IN ANYTHING. THEY ARE THE VIKINGS. EVERYONE LIVES OF THEIR ACCOMPLISHMENTS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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PEOPLE IN THE USA LIKE KILLING ZOMBIES SO MUCH BECAUSE IT REMINDS THEM OF