Socially Awkward Penguin

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.

goes to hold open door for hot girl automatic door.  Socially Awkward Penguin

accidentally runs into chair "sorry"

accidentally runs into chair

Sees friend in the distance looks away until he's close enough to say hello

Sees friend in the distance looks away until he's close enough to say hello  Socially Awkward Penguin

Held the men's restroom door open for a girl walking by

Held the men's restroom door open for a girl walking by  Socially Awkward Penguin

Waiter reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand

Waiter reaches for menu after ordering Shakes hand  Socially Awkward Penguin

say your goodbyes walk faster in the same direction

say your goodbyes walk faster in the same direction  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells friend joke realizes he heard it from them

Tells friend joke realizes he heard it from them  Socially Awkward Penguin

Finished pooping in Public Restroom waits for person at urinal to leave before exiting stall

Finished pooping in Public Restroom waits for person at urinal to leave before exiting stall  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to compliment female colleague "there are fatter girls than you"

Tries to compliment female colleague

"come to the front of the auditorium to get your award" oh god no