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IF AN ENERGY DRINK OR A DRUG IS TAINTED THE COMPANY IS LIABLE. THAT COMPANY WILL FOREVER BE BLACKBALLED IF THEIR PRODUCT IS TAINTED. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN... WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT COME FROM? Socially Awkward Penguin

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IF YOU ARE AFFRAID SOMEONE IS GOING TO COMMIT A CRIME DON'T YOU WANT TO PUT THEM ON AN IMPULSE CONTROL DRUG? CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM DRUGS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 PEOPLE GET DEPRESSED BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T RAISED THE RIGHT WAY. SO A CENTRAL NERVOUS TYPE DRUG LEVELS THE PLAYING FIELD. WHEN PEOPLE GET DEPRESSION AND GET PUT ON ANTIDEPRESSANTS EVERYTHING SPIRALS OUT OF CONTROL. THEIR ENTIRE LIFE IS CHAOS AS SOON AS THE Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THERE SHOULD BE GOVERNMENT CONTRACTS TO GIVE ANTIPSYCHOTICS TO CRIMINALS. A MANDATORY THING IF YOU SCREW UP IN THE USA. IT HAS TO BE A MAJOR SCREW UP TOO. NOTHING MINOR. Socially Awkward Penguin

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PEOPLE WITH MOOD ISSUES SHOULD ONLY TAKE DEPAKOTE PEOPLE WITH DEPRESSION AND CAN'T PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE THEY'RE IDIOTS SHOULD ONLY TAKE RITALIN.    PEOPLE SHOULD TAKE ANTIPSYCHOTICS ONLY IF THEY'VE COMMITED RAPE OR SOME TYPE OF TERRIBLE FELONY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS SABOTAGE THE ENERGY DRINK AND SPORTS SUPPLEMENT INDUSTRY YET THEY THUMP THE PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION FOR MENTAL ILLNESS INDUSTRY. DUMBEST SOCIETY OF ALL TIME. Socially Awkward Penguin

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OFFENDED ROOMMATE WITH OFF-COLOR JOKE TIME TO MOVE OUT Socially Awkward Penguin

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SMART PEOPLE DON'T FOLLOW COMMANDS WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS LOCKED IN WITH THEM WITHOUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE. NOT MANY SMART PEOPLE IN THE STATES. THERE IS A GOOD REASON FOR IT. Socially Awkward Penguin