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IF SOMEONE IS BETTER THAN YOU AND DESERVES YOUR RESPECT, SO BE IT. IF THEY THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE YOUR RESPECT WITHOUT PROVING IT, THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LEADERSHIP. Socially Awkward Penguin

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USA 2014 PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY NAZI/COMMUNISM Socially Awkward Penguin

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THERE NEVER IS A GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY IN THE USA IN 2014 THERE ISN'T EVEN A GLASS. IT'S ALL A TRANCE CONCOCTED BY IDIOTS.  Socially Awkward Penguin

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ORCS FIGHT WITH A HUGE WIFFLE BALL BAT THE MONGOOSE AGENCY FIGHTS WITH A SAMURAI SWORD Socially Awkward Penguin

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REALLY NEEDS TO EAT CAN'T. ROOMATES ARE IN THE KITCHEN  Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE USA SOCIETAL WISE IS JUST LIKE US NAVY CHIEFS WITH ZERO TRAINING. THE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CLUB THAT WILL SABOTAGE YOU AND GET YOU WITH

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 THE WORLD JUST WANTS A WORTHY ADVERSARY IN THE USA. THE USA IS JUST GOING TO NUKE THE WORLD IF THEY  SCREW UP BAD ENOUGH ANYWAYS. MIGHT AS WELL BE RESPECTABLE IF AMERICANS WANT TO BE WORLD LEADERS. THE MORE THE USA SABOTAGES PEOPLE AND USES PROPAGANDA THE Socially Awkward Penguin

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THE WORLD JUST WANTS A WORTHY ADVERSARY IN THE USA THE USA IS JUST GOING TO NUKE THE WORLD IF THEY SCREW UP BAD ENOUGH ANYWAYS. MIGHT AS WELL BE RESPECTABLE IF AMERICANS WANT TO BE THE WORLD LEADERS. THE MORE THE USA SABOTAGES PEOPLE AND USES PROPAGANDA THE MORE LIKELY THE PLANET WILL NOT EXIST. IT BETTER Socially Awkward Penguin

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CHRIS IS LOVE CHRIS IS LIFE Socially Awkward Penguin