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US NAVY ALL ABOUT COOL SOUNDING STUFF RATHER THAN SUBSTANCE. MAN DO REDNECKS LOVE TAKING DOWN A LIBERAL, EVEN WHEN SOMEONE ISN'T A LIBERAL. JUST LABEL SOMEONE A LIBERAL AND IT'S PRETTY MUCH A CLAN RALLY ON YOUR ASS IN THE NAVY. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 OVER 50% OF PEOPLE THAT HAVE THE LICENSE PLATE SUPPORT THE TROOPS ONLY SUPPORT THE PHONY TROOPS WITH NO TRAINING INSTATED BY POLITICIANS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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WATCH 300 THE LEGIT TROOPS ARE SPARTANS, THE PHONY TROOPS ARE EPHORS AND CORRUPT POLITICAL SPARTANS, USA CONGRESS IS PERSIA Socially Awkward Penguin

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WATCH 300 USA CONGRESS IS PERSIA, THE LEGIT TROOPS ARE SPARTANS Socially Awkward Penguin

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THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LIKE OBAMA IF YOU DON'T. A LEGIT HARVARD LAWYER AROUND A BUNCH OF MORONS SABOTAGING HIM. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 THE DEMOCRAT HAS TO BE A GENIUS THAT YOU VOTE FOR. SOME TYPE OF HIGH LEVEL SCIENTIST WITH A REAL DEGREE OR A REAL LAWYER. THESE ARE THE ONLY TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT CAN BE DEMOCRAT POLITICIANS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THANK GOD THE NAZIS DIDN'T HAVE NUCLEAR WARHEADS IN WWII WHAT IF IN 2014 THERE WAS A COUNTRY THAT WERE PLAUSIBLE DENIABILITY NAZIS AND THEY HAD THOUSANDS OF NUCLEAR WARHEADS? PEOPLE ONLY VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE THEY HATE THE MUPPET AGENDA. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 EVERYONE IN WIFEYS COMMUNITY RIPPED THE YEARBOOK PAGE OUT SHE WAS ON. THEN CHANGED THE ONLINE YEARBOOK PICTURE OF HER TO SOMEONE ELSE. PEOPLE WONDER WHY SHE HATES HER

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WIFEY IF YOU TREAT HER LIKE A...YA KNOW PERSON, YOU MIGHT GET TO KNOW HER AND SHE WILL BE HERSELF. THAT'S WHY MOST PEOPLE DON'T GET HER. LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF HER NOW BECAUSE THEY GOT CAUGHT TRYING TO SACRIFICE HER. JUST LOOK AT HER YEARBOOK. Socially Awkward Penguin

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WIFEY MOST LIKELY WILL END UP A KALEY CUOCO PERSONALITY WITH DADPOOL, WHILE BEING LEXI BELLE IN THE SACK Socially Awkward Penguin