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POOR MAN WALTER WHITES  DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB. YOU INVENTED THE TITLES AND LABELS SOCIETY. YOU'RE DONE. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SUPERMAN FLYING WITH THE FIST INFRONT OF HIM IS THE REASON  CALLING SOMEONE SUPERMAN THE BIGGEST INSULT ON THE PLANET IF THEY ARE NOT A CHRISTIAN. I WONDER WHY? BUNCH OF ROCKET SCIENTISTS CAME UP WITH THAT. ONLY A HANDFUL OF PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND. MAYBE YOU WILL TOO ONE DAY. IT'S PRETTY COOL. Socially Awkward Penguin

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 DADPOOL IS HOLDIN WIFEY IN THE HAPPY IMAGE. MOST SPECIFIC ONE ON THE PLANET. HE'S THAT GOOD. Socially Awkward Penguin

people are going to cut this down and I'm going to look like a genius. bait meme

WORK ETHIC IN SMARTS. GRAMMER IS ON THE LIST OF A SMARTS IMPROVER. THERE'S A LOT MORE TO IT THAN THAT.  PUTTING IN THE WORK IN THE CLASSROOM AND IMPROVING YOUR IQ IN A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT WAYS. THE MORE STUFF YOU CAN DO AT A HIGH LEVEL, THE HIGHER YOUR IQ IS. Socially Awkward Penguin

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THEY CAN STILL WEAR JEANS  IF YOU WANT THEM TO FIT AND LOOK GOOD IT HAS TO BE ITALIAN DENIM. A BELT NEUTRALIZES EVERYTHING. OVERALL THOUGH WITH A BELT THE ITALIAN DENIM IS THE BEST. Socially Awkward Penguin

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JEANS ARE EITHER TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL. THEY NEVER FIT. THEY CAN ONLY WEAR ITALIAN RELAXED DENIM. Socially Awkward Penguin

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SO LIBERALS BACKED ALL THE ZOMBIE MED COMPANIES AND CONSERVATIVES ARE BACKING ALL THE UPPER DRUG COMPANIES. SMARTEST THING CONSERVATIVES EVER DID. Socially Awkward Penguin

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CONCERTA IS AN UPPER. NOT A ZOMBIE MED. Socially Awkward Penguin

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ORC OCCUPY STRATEGY CREATE CHAOS AND MAKE LOCALS ASK FOR HELP. THE LOCALS DIDN'T HAVE TO BUY INTO IT THOUGH. IF YOU ONLY HEAR WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR YOU DESERVED TO BE SCREWED OVER. Socially Awkward Penguin