Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone standing in front of the item I need Pretend to look for something else until they move

Someone standing in front of the item I need Pretend to look for something else until they move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Has drum set at home Never plays it because it's too loud and the neighbors might judge me

Has drum set at home Never plays it because it's too loud and the neighbors might judge me  Socially Awkward Penguin

Someone standing in front of the item you need Pretend to look at something else until they move

Someone standing in front of the item you need Pretend to look at something else until they move  Socially Awkward Penguin

Doesn't take off shirt because of farmers tan Has farmers tan because doesn't take off shirt

Doesn't take off shirt because of farmers tan Has farmers tan because  doesn't take off shirt  Socially Awkward Penguin

Repeatedly thanked for completing menial tasks at work struggle to find variations of "no problem"

Repeatedly thanked for completing menial tasks at work struggle to find variations of

Leave store empty handed afraid of being considered a shoplifter

Leave store empty handed afraid of being considered a shoplifter  Socially Awkward Penguin

Pulls up next to car with windows down at stop light Turns down radio so they won't judge your music taste

Pulls up next to car with windows down at stop light Turns down radio so they won't judge your music taste  Socially Awkward Penguin

signs name on father's day card includes last name

signs name on father's day card includes last name  Socially Awkward Penguin

Girl invites him up for coffee "No thanks, I can't drink coffee late at night it keeps me up"

Girl invites him up for coffee

gives wrong directions by mistake spends rest of the day filled with regret

gives wrong directions by mistake spends rest of the day filled with regret  Socially Awkward Penguin