Socially Awkward Penguin

I didn't get a great sleep last night.

LOUD PEOPLE OUTSIDE KEPT ME AWAKE ADRENALINE RUSH OF ASKING THEM TO BE QUITE ALSO KEPT ME AWAKE Socially Awkward Penguin

Socially awkward penguin strikes again!

GETS IN A FIGHT MAKES SOUND EFFECTS  Socially Awkward Penguin

I should just drop out of college now...

GUY I HAVE A CRUSH ON SINCE FOREVER FINALLY SAYS HI IN CLASS

Oh God Why

STALKS CRUSH ON FACEBOOK  ACCIDENTALLY LIKES STATUS FROM 2009 Socially Awkward Penguin

Guys I messed up bad...

FARTS IN FRONT OF JEWISH FRIEND AND SHE GETS OFFENDED. SAYS

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis

Remembers joke at urinal looks like I'm laughing at my own penis  Socially Awkward Penguin

Reads SAP memes Identifies with most

Reads SAP memes Identifies with most  Socially Awkward Penguin

Tries to imagine interviewers naked gets boner

Tries to imagine interviewers naked gets boner   Socially Awkward Penguin

Tells coworker she's lost weight as a compliment Miscarriage

Tells coworker she's lost weight as a compliment Miscarriage  Socially Awkward Penguin

Person walking in front opens door for me 4 times in a row "Thanks, Thanks, Thanks, Thank You"

Person walking in front opens door for me 4 times in a row