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Can't believe this just happened to me

CRUSH ASKS HOW TO BEST ASK HIS CRUSH ON A DATE HE USES THE EXACT WAY I DESCRIBED TO ASK ME OUT Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Section Leader approval

CALLING OUT A ROOKIE  AND GETTING YOUR SECTION LEADER'S APPROVAL Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

What it's like to be the only girl in the weight room...

MAN LOOKS AT MY WEIGHTS AND SAYS,

What it's like to be the only girl in the weight room...

MAN LOOKS AT MY WEIGHTS AND SAYS,

Oh so tall!

I'M SO TALL SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I'M TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE AT ONCE! Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Sim, sou ateu

SIM, EU SOU ATEU GRAƇAS A DEUS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

lucky me?

BF HAD A DREAM THAT HE CHEATED ON ME     WITH SECOND ME   Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Banana for scale

IF YOU WERE A BANANA FOR SALE WOULD YOU BE FORE SCALE? Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Gta first world problem

GO TO A PARTY ONLY KNOWING ONLY A FEW PEOPLE LEFT WITH A AWESOME GIRLFRIEND AND A NEW FRIENDSHIP GROUP  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Accidentally send r/nsfw link to boss instead of work-related link

ACCIDENTALLY SEND R/NSFW LINK TO BOSS, INSTEAD OF WORK-RELATED LINK