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I enjoyed it, but out of context I sound like a bully.

FOR THE FIRST TIME I MADE A GIRL CRY FROM EXTREME HAPPINESS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I'm immune !

HAVE BEEN SINGLE FOR MANY YEARS HAVE NO FEAR OF REJECTION Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

So dry, I'm immune !

BEEN SINGLE FOR SO MANY YEARS HAVE NO FEAR FOR REJECTION Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Awkward Niv

CAN'T SPELL COUNSELOR HIRED BY 'BIG 4' CONSULTING FIRM Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

My sister

FINALLY ADMITS SHE LIKES A BOY HE LIKES HER BACK!  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Giving a Speech

VOICE TREMBLES FROM BEING SO NERVOUS PROFESSOR MISTAKES IT FOR PASSION FOR MY TOPIC Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Upside to having a nerdy girlfriend

MAKING OUT WITH GIRLFRIEND WHEN PHONE (DIGIMON THEME SONG) RINGS. SHE ENDS THE KISS TO START SINGING IT.  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

There's another chance then!

TRIES TO ASK WAITRESS FOR NUMBER, WHOSE BOYFRIEND IS THE OWNER OF THE PUB GETS A BAND GIG  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

I just really want to see that movie with him

GF WANTS TO SEE 'THE MOST ROMANTIC MOVIE OF THE MONTH' WITH ME PROMISES SEX AND A BJ FOR AS LONG AS I WANT AFTERWARDS Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

So this happened...

FELL ASLEEP ON SKYPE CALL WITH MY GIRLFRIEND SHE SAYS I'M CUTE WHILE I SLEEP Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin