Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

What happened

MEET MY OLD CLASSMATE, I HADN'T TALKED TO HIM FOR 2 YEARS BECOMES MY BOYFRIEND 2 MONTHS LATER Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Well that escalated quickly

ASK FLIRT WHAT HE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS YOU Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

Well that escalated quickly

ASK FLIRT WHAT HE WANTS FOR CHRISTMAS YOU Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

what is this

  Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

women and their ultimatums

GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX MORE OFTEN TELLS ME I HAVE TO QUIT MASTURBATING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

GIRLFRIEND PROBLEMS

GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX MORE OFTEN TELL ME I NEED TO QUIT MASTURBATING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

blatant typo

DEMOING APP TO ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE... BLATANT TYPO. Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

proud mary

I WAS ROLLING ON THE RIVER MARY KEPT ON BURNING Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

By Vivian

JUST BE DIFFEREND Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin

i feel so alive!

SOCIALLY AWKWARD AND CANT GO IN PUBLIC WITHOUT FEELING NAUSEOUS  TRIED TICKLD CHAT AND DISCOVERED MY WILD SIDE Socially Awkward Awesome Penguin